Lamest Homework Excuses Cartoon

  • Hey guys, what's the best excuses you've heard someone say for not bringing in their homework?
    One of my friends said that he didn't bring his homework in, because the teacher never specifically said that it's part of the homework to actually bring it in. You guys ever heard (or maybe said yourself) any hilarious excuses?

  • Someone else said they left it in Poland.

    We're in Northern Ireland.

    None I've really heard are funny, it's always just "did it, but forgot to lift it"

  • Teacher to a friend of mine in history;
    "You've not given me a single piece of history homework for the passed three months, where is your essay!?"

    "Can't we just forget about my history homework sir? It's all in the past now anyways."

    One I've read, but never had the chance to use!
    "Where is your physics problem sheet?"

    "I believe it's at home somewhere, but according to the Uncertainty Principle, I must admit I'm not 100% sure. Without losing some information about it's momentum I can't do any better than that, I'm sorry."

  • 1My dog ate my homework

    It's getting old people. Try to use something else! - JaysTop10List

    Nobody is going to believe your DOG ate it.

    The oldest trick in the book

    A chinese - My dog ate my homework and I ate my dog
    (No offense lol) - Ananya

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    2My mom put it in a shredder because she thought my homework was too dumb to teach me anything

    You're mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.

    I want my mom to do this... if she did though - Lucretia

    Come on, really? Dad or younger sibling maybe, but not Mom. And I mean, yes,some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...

    Ok... Maybe really stupid - JaysTop10List

    3Snoop Dogg smoked it

    That is funny

    That was cool

    lol

    Last option

    4I ran out of toilet paper so I used it to wipe my ass

    That is just insane. How in the world do you use ROUGH paper to wipe your ass?!?!?!

    Really that's really weird and crazy if you really did do that

    That is so messed up

    That is amazing.

    5I got distracted by Jimmy Kimmel Live

    How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework? - JaysTop10List

    LOL That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!

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    6I flushed my spelling homework down the toilet

    Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.

    Because you accidentally left it there and pooped on it. - JaysTop10List

    7I rather twerk than do my homework

    Nicki Minaj would use that as a excuse. - SamuiNeko

    The teacher may just ask you to show them. - PositronWildhawk

    This will just get you in serious trouble.

    My brother may say this - Lucretia

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    8I ate it

    You do realize paper contains bleach sometimes? - Lucretia

    9Aliens took it

    I heard someone actually use this one...in college! - Entranced98

    that rules

    10Miley Cyrus said homework is for people who don't have taste in my music

    Then Miley Cyrus must be a Terrible role model (worse than whiny little Caillou)

    There comes a slap right across Miley Cryus face. - JaysTop10List

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    11My dad accidentally set it on fire

    Along with our entirehouse! We lost my dog Mathy and stuff! Please give me credit anyways! - Lucretia

    12I was drunk in love

    But if your younger how can you use that?

    Well, that won't get you excused.

    Ok I am going to puke

    sooo funny

    13My dog shoved it up another dog's anus

    Haha what the hell?! - Hypercube

    Awesome dog you have there - Lucretia

    okay what?

    funny

    14My big brother ate it

    15My religion forbade me to do it

    What religion is that?

    16The Fat Bottomed Girls rode their bicycles over it

    17I drooled on my homework

    It's still good enough to turn in.

    Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework. - JaysTop10List

    18Deadmau5 said people don't do homework

    COMPLETELY WRONG! Are you kidding. He doesn't say anything about homework. - JaysTop10List

    HAHAAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework I would do burn my homework and tell my teacher that the profit of god just spoke to me and told me not to do my homework. HAHA. Just look at my prof pic! - username34

    Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.

    19Terrorists came and attacked

    Why on earth would they attack they would only attack in Syria

    20Jesus told me not to hand it in

    "take me to church! "

    What if you have a athiest teacher - Lucretia

    21The mafia scribbled bad words on it

    22I shoved it up my horse's butt

    What the hell kind of excuse is this?.?

    No one even has a horse.

    That was an option.

    Lol

    23I got my homework wet in the pool

    I was just sunbathing near the pool and at the same time doing my work because I do relaxation and work at the same time. I don't know how but something pushed me forward and off I went into the pool with my homework. Now, teacher believe me. - Kiteretsunu

    And It can be dried, just like everything else in the world except a towel.

    Why would you bring homework to a pool. - JaysTop10List

    Were you swimming with your homework? - Catacorn

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    24I did it but I forgot it at home

    That's what all my class do - Cobbleborg

    I say that all the time

    I tried that and I still got detenion

    good one

    25I didn't want to

    Doing homework sometimes isn't the right thing to do. It makes teachers abuse their power to manipulate students, not letting them have their say, and making them able to torture students. If the students choose not to, then the teachers won't abuse their power. Teachers are the ones who teach students to become manipulative.

    Does it look like you have a choice?

    26Nicki Minaj sat on my homework and I couldn't get it back

    27i was too busy watching Kpop music videos

    28It's up your bum

    great

    I never do hw iv had detentions just deal with it or if ther mothers fat say its up yo big fat mama's ass

    29I traveled through time and it got wet in the Titanic

    30My dad ate it and got smarter

    Maybe your teacher should be teaching your dad

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    31I died

    Will never work

    32I was kissing Jinx from Teen Titans and lipstick got all over it

    33I did the homework with invisible ink

    Ggoooddd one

    34My house was abducted by aliens and they took it as a human writing sample

    Lol like hell they did

    35I didn't get any sleep last night

    36I left my homework on the ground, I was too high

    38My dad had a mental break down last night and cut my assignment into paper dolls

    It's a true story

    39I fought the Joker and then he fell on it!

    40The Ghostbusters crossed the streams on it

    41I went to Germany

    42I put it in a safe and lost the combination

    43It's in the trash

    44My best friend fell in the lake and I had to jump in and help him, my homework decided to follow me.

    45I thought it was food

    Why would people think you could eat it can you digest it

    46I was attacked by a group of street kids and they took everything

    Last option

    47My grandma died

    48I threw it in a black hole

    49The real ghostbusters crossed the streams on it

    50Goofy tripped on it

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